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    Default I'm Rich, I Tell You Rich

    What could go wrong ???????

    My Dear Good Friend.

    Compliment of the season, how are you and your family? Hope All is well. I am Mr Umar Akmel, the accountant general in the accounts unit Bank of Africa (BOA-BF) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I got your contact from the Burkina Faso chambers of commerce have some fund to claim in my bank Which will be of benefit to both of us.

    I want you to be an inheritor of the fund, the fund is in a Doormat account and with your bank information and my Documentation certifies you as the inheritor/beneficiary Since I am an insider and working in the same bank, the Transfer will be processed legally and successfully and I will Be coming down to your country for disbursement.

    The amount of money involved is ($5.6m) which I want you to Claim for further transfer out of the country to your bank Account, all to our financial benefit. This is very great opportunity as it will take a maximum of 7 banking Working days to be concluded.

    I as an insider will do my duties perfectly well concerning this transaction for security reasons. This is confidential for successful conclusion and hitch-free transaction. Contact me immediately for further details and mutual Relationship and we will decide together on how to disburse The funds and percentage as well, my private email Address: (umarakmal1960@gmail.com)

    I will be waiting to hear from you.

    Yours truly.
    Mr Umar Akmel
    Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

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    If you have a little time and want to have some fun, make him think you believe him. Start out with a brief but enthusiastic reply asking him what you need to do. It will no doubt be a money transfer or money order to a post office box or functional equivalent. I had one fuck-stick from the Ukraine try this, and led him on for two weeks. I had him convinced that a good friend of mine was currently in the Ukraine and could do the transfer there instead of electronically, you know, because of all of the scams out there

    I told him he needed to find my friend at a particular time and place (chosen in about five seconds after looking on GoogleEarth) and that my friend was a transvestite with some recent emotional problems. The cue signal was for scam-guy to wear a pink t-shirt that said 'Gay and Proud' in Ukrainian, so that my 'friend' would know he found the right guy. Strangely enough, I never heard from the scammer again...

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    NOTE he uses DOORMAT instead of DORMANT

    in describing the account status......
    Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    NOTE he uses DOORMAT instead of DORMANT

    in describing the account status......
    I saw that too! My accountant tried talking me into a doormat account once.

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    HAHAHAHAHA! Great stuff guys.

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