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  1. #1
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    Mar 2009

    Default Born To Lose

    WENATCHEE, Wash. A Washington state man, who hid narcotics up his rectum, accidentally shot himself in the testicles recently, according to officials.

    NewsRadio KPQ reports Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, shot himself in the testicles, when a small caliber pistol, that was tucked into his front pocket, discharged on April 5.

    According to The Wenatchee World, before going to the hospital, he had his girlfriend take him to a friend's place so he could drop off the gun.

    As a repeat felon, he wasn't supposed to have a gun, the newspaper reported.

    Then while undergoing surgery, a balloon containing pot popped out of his anus, according to an affidavit obtained by The Wenatchee World.

    The County Sheriff Office was called, and when deputies searched his car, the newspaper says they found a bag of meth and the blood-stained jeans he was wearing before he shot himself, that he removed before going into the hospital.

    The Wenatchee World reports deputies decided not to arrest Wilson at the hospital, instead opting on issuing a warrant for his arrest on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm, and unlawful possession of meth.

    He was charged April 16.

    According to the New York Post, when he turned himself in on April 18, he was strip-searched at the jail... and another balloon of pot slipped out of his butt.

    Wilson was then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility.

    To cap it off, Wilson was later recorded calling his girlfriend, and telling her not to cooperate with investigators, The Post says.

    The recording reportedly has led to additional charges of tampering with a witness.

    He remains in jail awaiting trial.
    Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

  2. #2
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    Oct 2010


    If he did blow his nuts off, he'd be one of the few survivors to be in the running for a Darwin Award.

  3. #3
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    Jun 2017
    New Hampshire


    His parents must be so proud.

  4. #4

    Default Sepp44

    Pot is not Illegal in California, though it used to be. I remember Dragnet on TV not showing it because it was to ugly to see!!! Last I heard pot never heart anybody.....Bad Idea to carry guns, go figure
    Last edited by sepp44; 24th May 2019 at 04:23 PM.

  5. #5
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    Mar 2009


    Seemed like a lot of felony convictions for such a short lifespan, but operating at that level of efficiency explains it.

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